Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just gargled with NyQuil
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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