He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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