I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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