I wish I only lived at night.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I think I just sharted jello shots
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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