last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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