How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
where does the pee come out of this thing
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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