I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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