It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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