He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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