How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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