I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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