Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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