as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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