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I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night

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(847): View more from Illinois

So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?

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(503): View more from Oregon

I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive

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(216): View more from Ohio

My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?

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(720): View more from Colorado

Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?

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