And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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