normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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