I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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