I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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