Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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