You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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