i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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