dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Enjoy the penises
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
