Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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