I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just want to make out with him forever
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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