awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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