we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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