nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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