we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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