doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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