I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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