i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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