Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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