yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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