guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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