i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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