Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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