I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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