Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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