During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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