Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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