This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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