Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Randomize
