fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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