Did you just see the Batmobile???
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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