I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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