We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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