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(608): View more from Wisconsin

We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.

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(941): View more from Florida

how did the keg end up in the top bunk?

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(917): View more from New York City

No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.

(703): View more from Virginia

OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.

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(469): View more from Texas

After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.

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(928): View more from Arizona

They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...

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(989): View more from Michigan

Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.

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