if i can run in heels then i can drive
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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