is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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