I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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