we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
