My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
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Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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