i need an iv and a liver transplant
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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