Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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