it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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